Take Me and Break Me

gallusrostromegalus:

justcatposts:

A very rare Andean cat stretching out in front of wildlife cam 

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Extremely Rare Forbidden Tum-Tum

clownstrap:

clownstrap:

one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.

normal-horoscopes:

cinnamonazzy-the-christian-furry:

uncle-beanbag:

lowtiermemer:

normal-horoscopes:

iamaperture:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

Literally nothing makes me happier than the idea of hunting Elon Musk for sport. I am completely serious. The thought actively brings joy to my day.

I’d even give him a backpack of food, maybe a day’s worth. I’d even leave all his little gadgets on him. You’d only get connection with satellite anyway. He’s got to feel confident or it’s no fun.

Would you toy with him a bunch, or just go straight-in for the kill?

Oh you absolutely draw it out are you kidding? You let the initial confidence erode into loneliness as the food and batteries run low, and helplessness when they run out, then fear when he realizes I gave him a canteen but no water. Am I trying to prolong the hunt? Or is it a trap to draw him out towards the rivers? The answer is both.

I’d let him get clever. Maybe he can start a fire with the electronics, maybe he read that he can brew the pine needles into tea for some extra calories. Maybe hes one of those guys that carries a multitool he never uses. Maybe he whittles a branch into a crude spear and manages to catch a salmon. Maybe he learns how many little bones they have.

More likely he goes hungry. That’s when you start fucking with him. You sneak into his camp at night. You leave him protein bars. Good ones. You make him feel watched. You make him feel desperate.

You wait for the full moon. Then you break out the horns and dogs and you learn how fast he can really run.

You seriously need to see a therapist

I kinda wish the tables would turn on people like op

My gut says OP’s response to “what did Elon do to you?” is “he became wealthy and I’m envious and would rather him be dead”

It’s actually the congolese child slave labor and the illegal apartheid emerald mines and the assisting overthrowing the democratically elected government of Bolivia for lithium but go off king

rowena-in-red:

Gender abolition, but make it:

• clothes sorted by body shape and style, instead of gender
• removing unnecessary gender markers from non-medical documents like a driver’s license
• genderless bathrooms where the stalls have floor-to-ceiling walls for privacy
• abolishing gendered toys, colors, professions, hobbies, etc.
• they/them as the default if you don’t know someone

And NOT:

• trans and non-binary people being barred from identifying with and expressing their gender

yodachiquito:

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)

wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)

snovyda:

gayarsonist:

gayarsonist:

OnlyMe. an app that’s just you posting for yourself.

tumblr if you’re using it right

Jeremy Renner App

lyesmyths:

blushnectar:

petition for stars in the day time please???

girls already exist

teaboot:

im-not-an-object-ok:

teaboot:

Me: (Whacking a TERF with a rolled-up newspaper) why *SMACK* won’t *SMACK* you *SMACK* die *SMACK SMACK SMACK*

The TERF, protected by it’s chitinous exoskeleton: What Is It Like To Be A Tool Of Your Own Oppression, Brood-Sister? Does Your Soft, Fertile Womb Not Ache To Be Free?

Me: (sobbing) PLEASE shut the fuck up

Ah yes, joking about silencing feminists through violence… Comparing feminists to animals… definitely something that people On the Right Side of History would do.

grittymemewarehouse:

teaboot:

shutyourmoustache:

This poor bastard is going thru the 5 stages of grief. 😂

“The rice not looking good. You lied to people.”

“Your rice too wet. You fucked up. Don’t bring colander into your rice cooking.”

“Uncle Roger so upset I put my leg down from the chair.”

“You don’t use MSG. How to make good fried rice?!”

I would die for Uncle Roger

missladybirdhill:

Every morning, Hank Hill wakes up and drinks a big glass of Respect Women juice

babyanimalgifs:

Take a look at how differently this doggo catches a frisbee ring 

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sailor-etheria:

seu-bobo-da-corte:

In case you don’t know, this literally happened in Brazil. One of the first fatal victims of COVID-19 was the maid of an upper-class woman who had just arrived from Italy and knew she had the symptoms.